








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 703 | 33% |
| Smokes | 350 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 655 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 418 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $126,751 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Murkku | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | VekezuF1N | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | Mozart | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | AnKKaBoE | 43% | 40 |
| #6 | Aliisa noita | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnKKaBoE | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | VekezuF1N | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Mozart | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Murkku | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Aliisa noita | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VekezuF1N | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | AnKKaBoE | 24 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Murkku | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Aliisa noita | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mozart | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ PamppuLiima ✪ | +1.56 | 53 | 68 |
| #2 | Mozart | -0.58 | 61 | 19 |
| #3 | Aliisa noita | -0.94 | 54 | 31 |
| #4 | AnKKaBoE | -1.00 | 42 | 31 |
| #5 | VekezuF1N | -1.07 | 47 | 49 |





