








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 164 | 26% |
| Smokes | 93 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 259 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 117 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,178 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeasTz | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Murkku | 46% | 37 |
| #3 | ✪ PamppuLiima ✪ | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | VekezuF1N | 42% | 52 |
| #5 | Aliisa noita | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ PamppuLiima ✪ | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | VekezuF1N | 42% | 52 |
| #5 | Aliisa noita | 42% | 45 |
| #6 | AnKKaBoE | 41% | 94 |
| #7 | rxni | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnKKaBoE | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | VekezuF1N | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Aliisa noita | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Murkku | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | BeasTz | 2 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VekezuF1N | 147 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪ PamppuLiima ✪ | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Aliisa noita | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | AnKKaBoE | 43 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Murkku | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rxni | +5.99 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | BeasTz | +2.45 | 61 | 30 |
| #3 | ✪ PamppuLiima ✪ | +1.59 | 55 | 70 |
| #4 | Mozart | -0.62 | 54 | 19 |
| #5 | Aliisa noita | -0.77 | 54 | 30 |





