








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 274 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1022 | 29% |
| Smokes | 897 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 976 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 638 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,917 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawid00oo(Kurdystańczyk) | 20 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | oschea skins.army | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Yoopa (Kurdystańczyk) | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | +1.16 | 39 | 47 |
| #2 | Yoopa (Kurdystańczyk) | +0.78 | 43 | 29 |
| #3 | Yankes_Off (Kurdystańczyk) | -0.04 | 66 | 33 |
| #4 | dawid00oo(Kurdystańczyk) | -0.23 | 67 | 17 |
| #5 | oschea skins.army | -1.39 | 34 | 50 |





