








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 774 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 319 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 918 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1359 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1272 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1919 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,881 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wojtek | +6.15 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | +1.39 | 39 | 50 |
| #3 | Yankes_Off (Kurdystańczyk) | -0.06 | 67 | 34 |
| #4 | Yoopa (Kurdystańczyk) | -0.51 | 41 | 30 |
| #5 | dawid00oo(Kurdystańczyk) | -0.57 | 61 | 17 |





