








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4276 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2140 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2730 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1960 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,691,457 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pizza_Heart | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | molodoyfan | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | reforce | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | .syreX^ | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | skeletor | 45% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molodoyfan | 324 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | skeletor | 317 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pizza_Heart | 119 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | .syreX^ | 116 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | reforce | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reforce | +3.55 | 96 | 64 |
| #2 | Cxtzz | +1.80 | 77 | 42 |
| #3 | skeletor | +0.91 | 79 | 42 |
| #4 | molodoyfan | +0.73 | 64 | 45 |
| #5 | .syreX^ | +0.54 | 90 | 51 |





