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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3883 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3150 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4167 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3520 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,328 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnold Smith | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | ranth | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Pandaa | 57% | 88 |
| #4 | Travis | 54% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnold Smith | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | ranth | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Pandaa | 57% | 88 |
| #4 | Travis | 54% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pandaa | 19 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Travis | 15 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Arnold Smith | 10 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | ranth | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 468 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pandaa | 357 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Arnold Smith | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ranth | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | +3.19 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | ranth | +0.94 | 61 | 37 |
| #3 | NoNo | +0.82 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Pandaa | +0.09 | 47 | 64 |
| #5 | Arnold Smith | -0.06 | 42 | 44 |





