








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 987 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




136 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10950 | 28% |
| Smokes | 12297 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7849 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8428 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,861,815 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoNo | 57% | 88 |
| #2 | ZeroPercent | 57% | 203 |
| #3 | ranth | 57% | 237 |
| #4 | Travis | 55% | 361 |
| #5 | Arnold Smith | 55% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoNo | 57% | 88 |
| #2 | ZeroPercent | 57% | 203 |
| #3 | ranth | 57% | 237 |
| #4 | Travis | 55% | 361 |
| #5 | Arnold Smith | 55% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnold Smith | 27 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Travis | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ZeroPercent | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | ranth | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | NoNo | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 1246 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #2 | ZeroPercent | 1026 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #3 | Arnold Smith | 547 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | ranth | 530 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | NoNo | 311 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | +2.91 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Pandaa | +1.03 | 55 | 62 |
| #3 | Arnold Smith | +0.46 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | ranth | +0.12 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | ZeroPercent | -0.28 | 66 | 65 |





