








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2055 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3059 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2334 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2569 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,481 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikuy | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Feybymeister | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | |FresH| Alfred J. Kwak | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Saxon | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | Hampter | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | |FresH| Alfred J. Kwak | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Saxon | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | Hampter | 47% | 55 |
| #6 | leeaaa15 | 46% | 46 |
| #7 | Trippin | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feybymeister | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Trippin | 6 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Saxon | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Hampter | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | leeaaa15 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feybymeister | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | |FresH| Alfred J. Kwak | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Saxon | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nikuy | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hampter | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sándor | +5.06 | 83 | 48 |
| #2 | |FresH| Alfred J. Kwak | +1.36 | 63 | 55 |
| #3 | Feybymeister | -0.34 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | Saxon | -1.53 | 45 | 39 |
| #5 | Trippin | -2.45 | 66 | 15 |





