








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1674 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1737 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1086 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 520 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,352 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Bu11et | 28 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | pootiz | 10 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Peeper | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | PALMy | 3 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | Jorkin Dapinis Vance | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Bu11et | +7.21 | 86 | 35 |
| #2 | pootiz | +3.57 | 74 | 31 |
| #3 | Jorkin Dapinis Vance | -0.23 | 23 | 23 |
| #4 | ISRAEL✡ | -1.35 | 30 | 47 |
| #5 | Peeper | -1.66 | 8 | 11 |





