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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 38% |
| Smokes | 65 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 140 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 154 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $641,716 of utility $305 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeper | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | ISRAEL✡ | 54% | 72 |
| #3 | ✪Bu11et | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | pootiz | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | PALMy | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Bu11et | 19 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | pootiz | 5 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Peeper | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | ISRAEL✡ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | PALMy | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISRAEL✡ | 212 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✪Bu11et | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | pootiz | 28 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Peeper | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #5 | PALMy | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Bu11et | +5.59 | 86 | 43 |
| #2 | pootiz | +4.73 | 70 | 42 |
| #3 | Jorkin Dapinis Vance | -0.41 | 26 | 24 |
| #4 | Peeper | -2.52 | 12 | 12 |
| #5 | ISRAEL✡ | -2.80 | 25 | 50 |





