








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 967 | 31% |
| Smokes | 864 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 657 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 682 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,210 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botesz | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | FURY | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | Black&White(0.2) | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | nMnj | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | Cl3gur | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Black&White(0.2) | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | nMnj | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | Cl3gur | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | Moise | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | |☆ N1aVa | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moise | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | nMnj | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cl3gur | 99 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #2 | Black&White(0.2) | 84 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | nMnj | 84 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #4 | |☆ N1aVa | 39 | 0.38 | 1 min |
| #5 | Botesz | 37 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black&White(0.2) | +2.16 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | TalpA | +0.54 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | Botesz | -0.43 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | |☆ N1aVa | -0.77 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | FURY | -1.06 | 63 | 62 |





