








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




177 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6115 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5527 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5603 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4413 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,165 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 768 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KEIJO | 58% | 163 |
| #4 | N1s0ss | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Ry0ma | 53% | 49 |
| #6 | onni^ | 52% | 46 |
| #7 | Jouni | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEIJO | 862 | 0.30 | 22 min |
| #2 | Ry0ma | 283 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #3 | E92 enjoyer | 190 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | onni^ | 145 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | N1s0ss | 129 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waltsu | +3.45 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | onni^ | +2.26 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | KEIJO | +2.20 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Ry0ma | +0.56 | 38 | 80 |
| #5 | E92 enjoyer | -0.50 | 78 | 58 |





