








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2250 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2578 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2026 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1815 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $855,812 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brax | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | Little Debbie | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Charles | 52% | 86 |
| #4 | g1 | 51% | 51 |
| #5 | forever beezin | 47% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | forever beezin | 539 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Bizz | 305 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | cachematic | 196 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | g1 | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Charles | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheese Man | +2.09 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | g1 | +1.78 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | forever beezin | +0.79 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | cachematic | -0.41 | 60 | 68 |
| #5 | Garrison | -0.88 | 66 | 55 |





