








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1483 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1780 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 963 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1126 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,773 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plörmel | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Maskingevärs Kenneth | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | < blank > | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | pork pie hat | 7 | 0.0187 |
| #5 | MADC0W | 5 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppe | 162 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Benis | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | MADC0W | 90 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | < blank > | 78 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Maskingevärs Kenneth | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | +2.54 | 59 | 55 |
| #2 | Stiffler69 | +2.31 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | Peppe | +1.39 | 52 | 74 |
| #4 | MADC0W | +1.23 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Bro Science | -0.41 | 62 | 57 |





