








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 601 | 20% |
| Smokes | 973 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1094 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 322 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,213 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bolagstryyskon | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Stiffler69 | 54% | 78 |
| #3 | MADC0W | 53% | 109 |
| #4 | Maskingevärs Kenneth | 49% | 113 |
| #5 | Peppe | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stiffler69 | 15 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Maskingevärs Kenneth | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | MADC0W | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | < blank > | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Peppe | 6 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benis | 234 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Stiffler69 | 194 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | MADC0W | 189 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Peppe | 157 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bro Science | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | +3.42 | 55 | 63 |
| #2 | Stiffler69 | +2.68 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Peppe | +2.62 | 62 | 79 |
| #4 | MADC0W | +0.73 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | Bro Science | +0.50 | 56 | 59 |





