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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1228 | 41% |
| Smokes | 471 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 464 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 808 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $656,603 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xNIGGOx | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | snx | 50% | 129 |
| #3 | jenna <3 suniix | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xNIGGOx | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | snx | 50% | 129 |
| #3 | jenna <3 suniix | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snx | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | xNIGGOx | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | jenna <3 suniix | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snx | 226 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | jenna <3 suniix | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | xNIGGOx | 24 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snx | +3.99 | 60 | 44 |
| #2 | xNIGGOx | +0.22 | 29 | 23 |
| #3 | Syxxs | -0.85 | 31 | 39 |
| #4 | jenna <3 suniix | -4.90 | 8 | 18 |





