








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1419 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1869 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1007 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 623 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,657 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aslan | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | xNIGGOx | 51% | 94 |
| #3 | Syxxs | 50% | 129 |
| #4 | jenna <3 suniix | 41% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aslan | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | xNIGGOx | 51% | 94 |
| #3 | Syxxs | 50% | 129 |
| #4 | jenna <3 suniix | 41% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jenna <3 suniix | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Aslan | 5 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Syxxs | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | xNIGGOx | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syxxs | 394 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Aslan | 62 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | jenna <3 suniix | 24 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | xNIGGOx | 22 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snx | +3.63 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | Aslan | +2.17 | 41 | 61 |
| #3 | xNIGGOx | +0.16 | 30 | 21 |
| #4 | Syxxs | -1.03 | 30 | 40 |
| #5 | jenna <3 suniix | -5.17 | 6 | 17 |





