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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1845 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1477 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 980 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 949 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,829 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aadu peek | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | Captain Vac Sparrow | 70% | 40 |
| #3 | Jürgen | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | rejeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | 53% | 140 |
| #5 | GeT_L3FT | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rejeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | GeT_L3FT | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Captain Vac Sparrow | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | aadu peek | 5 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | Staining. | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rejeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | 353 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Captain Vac Sparrow | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | aadu peek | 71 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | GeT_L3FT | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jürgen | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Vac Sparrow | +1.79 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | aadu peek | +1.37 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | Staining. | +0.18 | 51 | 35 |
| #4 | rejeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | +0.12 | 67 | 47 |
| #5 | Jürgen | -0.04 | 61 | 53 |





