








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 805 | 39% |
| Smokes | 533 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 466 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 234 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,404 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ettu | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | OLLI | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | lonkero | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | veeT1 | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Rajatalon Raimo | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ettu | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | OLLI | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | lonkero | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | veeT1 | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Rajatalon Raimo | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLLI | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ettu | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | lonkero | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLLI | 122 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rajatalon Raimo | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | veeT1 | 30 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | lonkero | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | ettu | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kohmo | +1.05 | 76 | 48 |
| #2 | veeT1 | +0.98 | 66 | 30 |
| #3 | OLLI | +0.73 | 47 | 42 |
| #4 | Rajatalon Raimo | -0.78 | 40 | 37 |
| #5 | ettu | -1.38 | 32 | 29 |





