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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
94 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 152 | 41% |
| Smokes | 73 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $13,807 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ettu | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Jeri | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | lonkero | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | veeT1 | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Kohmo | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ettu | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Jeri | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | lonkero | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | veeT1 | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Kohmo | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kohmo | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Jeri | 1 | 0.0294 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kohmo | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #2 | veeT1 | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | lonkero | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | ettu | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Jeri | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veeT1 | +1.07 | 50 | 30 |
| #2 | Kohmo | +0.81 | 64 | 41 |
| #3 | Rajatalon Raimo | -0.32 | 46 | 31 |
| #4 | ettu | -3.65 | 25 | 25 |
| #5 | Jeri | -5.61 | 10 | 32 |





