








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1688 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1180 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1549 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1407 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,895 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1906 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clappy | +3.21 | 72 | 21 |
| #2 | methamphetamine333 | +1.65 | 73 | 25 |
| #3 | haylocs | +0.17 | 48 | 39 |
| #4 | hagym♿ | -1.62 | 44 | 18 |
| #5 | lopakodo erzsebet | -1.68 | 29 | 7 |





