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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2521 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3179 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2679 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2614 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,428 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabZy | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | YaNansBawlBag | 51% | 106 |
| #3 | Peter | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | FROG | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Sally | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | YaNansBawlBag | 51% | 106 |
| #3 | Peter | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | FROG | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Sally | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | ULTRXX | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YaNansBawlBag | 44 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | ULTRXX | 6 | 0.0191 |
| #3 | FROG | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | BabZy | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Sally | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YaNansBawlBag | 165 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | BabZy | 148 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Peter | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | ULTRXX | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | FROG | 23 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ULTRXX | +6.01 | 94 | 61 |
| #2 | YaNansBawlBag | +3.31 | 52 | 59 |
| #3 | 2Kash1 | -0.23 | 37 | 53 |
| #4 | BabZy | -1.30 | 34 | 59 |
| #5 | Peter | -1.42 | 46 | 60 |





