








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 515 | 32% |
| Smokes | 487 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 550 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 38 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,385 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THEYOUNGGWOLF | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Morgan | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | 𝘚 𝘛 𝘖 𝘕 𝘌 𝘙 | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Scooter | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Kaiser | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | +7.92 | 42 | 81 |
| #2 | Kaiser | +5.11 | 44 | 38 |
| #3 | AF✞ERLIF3 XĐ | +4.23 | 73 | 35 |
| #4 | 𝘚 𝘛 𝘖 𝘕 𝘌 𝘙 | +2.57 | 76 | 41 |
| #5 | THEYOUNGGWOLF | +0.48 | 30 | 62 |





