








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3972 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5121 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5093 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3419 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,712,799 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 740 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilli | 63% | 120 |
| #2 | Tyler, the Castrator | 60% | 362 |
| #3 | noodles | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Silly Little Guy | 56% | 201 |
| #5 | Nyquil | 55% | 406 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fenic | CS.MONEY | +5.89 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Chilli | +2.81 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | Ting | -0.61 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | Tyler, the Castrator | -1.13 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | Nyquil | -1.48 | 54 | 59 |





