








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 146 | 6% |
| Smokes | 609 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 714 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 867 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $524,862 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilli | 56% | 85 |
| #2 | Fenic | CS.MONEY | 56% | 201 |
| #3 | Tyler, the Castrator | 54% | 130 |
| #4 | Ting | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | Nyquil | 51% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilli | 56% | 85 |
| #2 | Fenic | CS.MONEY | 56% | 201 |
| #3 | Tyler, the Castrator | 54% | 130 |
| #4 | Ting | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | Nyquil | 51% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fenic | CS.MONEY | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Nyquil | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Chilli | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Tyler, the Castrator | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nyquil | 350 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Chilli | 275 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tyler, the Castrator | 272 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Fenic | CS.MONEY | 254 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ting | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fenic | CS.MONEY | +7.63 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Chilli | +3.58 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | Ting | +0.39 | 83 | 48 |
| #4 | Nyquil | -0.12 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | Tyler, the Castrator | -0.37 | 63 | 48 |





