








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 996 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7519 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6351 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4737 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6663 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,147,131 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wavey DeimC | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | Vontaxz | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | 43/Allirejuicer | 49% | 160 |
| #4 | Wr3t | 47% | 83 |
| #5 | 2mm/h sittpeek | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 43/Allirejuicer | 50 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Wavey DeimC | 15 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | Alar Karis Isiklikult | 14 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Wr3t | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | 2mm/h sittpeek | 12 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 43/Allirejuicer | 369 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | totakas | 311 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Wr3t | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Alar Karis Isiklikult | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wavey DeimC | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wavey DeimC | +4.12 | 75 | 39 |
| #2 | 43/Allirejuicer | +3.33 | 65 | 38 |
| #3 | Alar Karis Isiklikult | +2.56 | 44 | 38 |
| #4 | Trimurdev | +0.30 | 32 | 57 |
| #5 | totakas | +0.21 | 28 | 60 |





