








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 866 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1086 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2018 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1888 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,987 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broke. | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Jultim4te | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | Nonim4te | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broke. | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Jultim4te | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | Nonim4te | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jultim4te | 41 | 0.0261 |
| #2 | Nonim4te | 8 | 0.0186 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jultim4te | 110 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | broke. | 44 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nonim4te | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broke. | +7.33 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | Jultim4te | +2.55 | 75 | 39 |
| #3 | cruux | -0.04 | 70 | 52 |
| #4 | Nonim4te | -1.75 | 61 | 32 |





