








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 225 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6870 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3591 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6166 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4190 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,850 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1585 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | נαℓℓυρєυяα | 51% | 254 |
| #2 | HyneXz | 50% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | נαℓℓυρєυяα | 51% | 254 |
| #2 | HyneXz | 50% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | נαℓℓυρєυяα | 29 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | HyneXz | 13 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | נαℓℓυρєυяα | 2016 | 0.39 | 55 min |
| #2 | HyneXz | 774 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HyneXz | +1.37 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | נαℓℓυρєυяα | +0.89 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | Sippe | -0.51 | 59 | 69 |





