








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1403 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1578 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1226 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1475 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,257 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wh1plash_tv | 53% | 85 |
| #2 | Sponge | 52% | 83 |
| #3 | JoopNotYop | 52% | 99 |
| #4 | aclonegeek | 51% | 96 |
| #5 | Trek | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JoopNotYop | 52% | 99 |
| #4 | aclonegeek | 51% | 96 |
| #5 | Trek | 44% | 9 |
| #6 | okie | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | AeroCS | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aclonegeek | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Wh1plash_tv | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | JoopNotYop | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Sponge | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sponge | 378 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | aclonegeek | 292 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Wh1plash_tv | 263 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | JoopNotYop | 161 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | okie | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoopNotYop | +1.30 | 60 | 53 |
| #2 | aclonegeek | +0.94 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | AeroCS | +0.91 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | Ed büssa | +0.73 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | Wh1plash_tv | -0.41 | 74 | 59 |





