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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 816 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 446 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3077 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1658 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2486 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1970 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,692,807 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOVE | 32 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | GoGu | 20 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | ✪ Cat | 19 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Dorin | 18 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Dorin | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOVE | 1402 | 0.21 | 40 min |
| #2 | GoGu | 261 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪ Cat | 216 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dorin | 206 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dorin | 149 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOVE | +3.21 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | Dorin | +2.26 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | Dorin | +1.32 | 53 | 41 |
| #4 | ✪ Cat | +0.61 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | Luca | +0.26 | 64 | 54 |





