








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 673 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9963 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7189 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5194 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5265 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,358,794 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GimigW ⚞ᴥ⚟ | 34 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | ✪ Cat | 25 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | GoGu | 23 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Dorin | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Dorin | 12 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GimigW ⚞ᴥ⚟ | 544 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪ Cat | 495 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Dorin | 370 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | GoGu | 356 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Dorin | 140 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOVE | +2.13 | 59 | 61 |
| #2 | Dorin | +2.11 | 60 | 51 |
| #3 | NaVi | Akram | +1.15 | 70 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪ Cat | +0.69 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | Dorin | +0.05 | 46 | 39 |





