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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 238 | 52% |
| Smokes | 61 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 52 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 108 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,260 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj212th | 42% | 26 |
| #2 | Eviran | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | ccnumber5 | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | alexander | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | fessor finesser | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj212th | 42% | 26 |
| #2 | Eviran | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | ccnumber5 | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | alexander | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | fessor finesser | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ccnumber5 | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj212th | 56 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | ccnumber5 | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | alexander | 41 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | fessor finesser | 13 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Eviran | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj212th | +0.73 | 62 | 43 |
| #2 | alexander | +0.26 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | soysauce | +0.11 | 49 | 36 |
| #4 | ccnumber5 | -0.33 | 62 | 47 |
| #5 | fessor finesser | -3.36 | 33 | 34 |





