








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2611 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4025 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3200 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3658 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,066 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zey | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | eNvy | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | squak | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | sneaky | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | corv | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | squak | 442 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | corv | 184 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | sneaky | 134 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Zey | 130 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | eaZy | 108 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sneaky | +2.88 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | rahul | +2.23 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | chaz | +1.84 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | eNvy | +1.64 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | squak | +1.29 | 58 | 48 |





