








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1245 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2336 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2495 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1835 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,259 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GlogS | 68% | 77 |
| #2 | ScurbDOodle | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | Ske1N | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | eNvy | 60% | 73 |
| #5 | Bash | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | squak | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | eNvy | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | rahul | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | GlogS | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ScurbDOodle | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rahul | +3.74 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | squak | +2.22 | 61 | 50 |
| #3 | GlogS | +1.60 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | eNvy | +1.47 | 58 | 65 |
| #5 | Zey | +1.15 | 67 | 60 |





