








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 427 | 14% |
| Smokes | 505 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1301 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 744 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,545 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kattila | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | iTz | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | kisälli | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kattila | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | iTz | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | kisälli | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kisälli | 28 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | iTz | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | kattila | 4 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kisälli | 287 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | kattila | 227 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #3 | iTz | 201 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kattila | +3.79 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | kisälli | +2.43 | 65 | 51 |
| #3 | iTz | +0.19 | 46 | 51 |
| #4 | Nounou600 | -3.38 | 21 | 39 |





