








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 285 | 29% |
| Smokes | 59 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 372 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 267 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,082 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teemu | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | TestoTimo | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | life is a joking | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | CodenameBogdan | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Kami | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teemu | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | TestoTimo | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | life is a joking | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | CodenameBogdan | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Kami | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kami | 5 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | Teemu | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | life is a joking | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teemu | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kami | 21 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | CodenameBogdan | 17 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | life is a joking | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | TestoTimo | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teemu | +2.52 | 67 | 42 |
| #2 | life is a joking | +2.42 | 72 | 34 |
| #3 | Seníor Kebáb | -0.17 | 55 | 34 |
| #4 | Kami | -0.46 | 55 | 43 |
| #5 | TestoTimo | -3.21 | 50 | 17 |





