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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
72 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 36 | 25% |
| Smokes | 24 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 47 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 37 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $55,400 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teemu | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Seníor Kebáb | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | w0rthl3ssP13ceofsh1t | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | life is a joking | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teemu | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Seníor Kebáb | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | w0rthl3ssP13ceofsh1t | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | life is a joking | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w0rthl3ssP13ceofsh1t | 2 | 0.0400 |
| #2 | Seníor Kebáb | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | life is a joking | 1 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seníor Kebáb | 20 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | life is a joking | 13 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | w0rthl3ssP13ceofsh1t | 6 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Teemu | 6 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teemu | +2.61 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | life is a joking | +1.20 | 62 | 35 |
| #3 | Seníor Kebáb | -0.70 | 50 | 42 |
| #4 | TestoTimo | -3.45 | 49 | 17 |
| #5 | w0rthl3ssP13ceofsh1t | -4.84 | 23 | 56 |





