








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 717 | 27% |
| Smokes | 296 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 724 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 921 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,553 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thy Mason122 | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | stunnerboy biggest fan | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | delilah | 52% | 73 |
| #4 | Silvy | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | marceline ♡ | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delilah | 24 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | marceline ♡ | 20 | 0.0184 |
| #3 | Thy Mason122 | 20 | 0.0263 |
| #4 | stunnerboy biggest fan | 14 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | Silvy | 12 | 0.0141 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thy Mason122 | +5.10 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | Silvy | +3.69 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | FART RETARDA | +3.48 | 54 | 22 |
| #4 | stunnerboy biggest fan | +1.90 | 29 | 18 |
| #5 | marceline ♡ | +1.45 | 69 | 16 |





