








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1828 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2165 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1436 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1227 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,804 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na | 50% | 88 |
| #2 | KJL | 45% | 62 |
| #3 | sean | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Big_Ben | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na | 50% | 88 |
| #2 | KJL | 45% | 62 |
| #3 | sean | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Big_Ben | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na | 13 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | KJL | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Big_Ben | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | sean | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na | 205 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | KJL | 118 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | sean | 64 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Big_Ben | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na | +4.72 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | KJL | +1.74 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | sean | -0.67 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | JT | -2.20 | 51 | 61 |
| #5 | Big_Ben | -3.27 | 40 | 49 |





