








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1578 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3068 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3440 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2206 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,332,171 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevelPlay | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Richard an meinen Eiern | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | DatWiesel | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | DEHenry | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Poli2009 | 50% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Poli2009 | 50% | 120 |
| #6 | ♥Hinazoe♥ | 47% | 32 |
| #7 | justine | 47% | 32 |
| #8 | Sonynico@csgocases_com | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Hyracan/ Чёрный Бакар | 38% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyracan/ Чёрный Бакар | 12 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | DevelPlay | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Richard an meinen Eiern | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Sonynico@csgocases_com | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Poli2009 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyracan/ Чёрный Бакар | 101 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sonynico@csgocases_com | 65 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | DevelPlay | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | DatWiesel | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Poli2009 | 34 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DatWiesel | +4.41 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Richard an meinen Eiern | +3.57 | 66 | 21 |
| #3 | DevelPlay | +3.43 | 38 | 48 |
| #4 | DEHenry | +1.15 | 49 | 43 |
| #5 | ♥Hinazoe♥ | +0.32 | 59 | 15 |





