








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2739 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3069 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1522 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1962 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,222 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuno | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Rudy | 60% | 173 |
| #3 | Waldini 30fps 240Hz | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | Mr.Mel0n | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | gryczanyy | 54% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudy | 75 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | 1hbd | 29 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | gryczanyy | 26 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | Waldini 30fps 240Hz | 18 | 0.0183 |
| #5 | Mr.Mel0n | 6 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudy | 488 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | gryczanyy | 476 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #3 | 1hbd | 303 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | Waldini 30fps 240Hz | 113 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ReKKu | 57 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudy | +3.35 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | ReKKu | +2.46 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | gryczanyy | +1.32 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | R4Hen | +0.51 | 51 | 64 |
| #5 | Kuno | +0.43 | 58 | 44 |





