








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1442 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2862 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2430 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,224,482 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 𝓟𝔂𝓣𝓮𝓧 | 57% | 167 |
| #6 | Axix | 51% | 37 |
| #7 | warden0sS | 45% | 60 |
| #8 | majkkylive | 38% | 26 |
| #9 | ma1ke | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirt | 43 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | 𝓟𝔂𝓣𝓮𝓧 | 43 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | warden0sS | 11 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Zuzankaa♥ | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | majkkylive | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirt | 511 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | 𝓟𝔂𝓣𝓮𝓧 | 264 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | warden0sS | 201 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Axix | 145 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kr1ppsen | 123 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axix | +3.32 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | Kirt | +2.18 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | Joker <3 K LFT | +1.23 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | 𝓟𝔂𝓣𝓮𝓧 | +0.85 | 84 | 54 |
| #5 | Kr1ppsen | +0.26 | 78 | 74 |





