








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4205 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3169 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2619 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2941 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $870,064 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | majkkylive | 55% | 40 |
| #11 | Lady^ | 54% | 82 |
| #12 | Joker <3 K LFT | 51% | 37 |
| #13 | 𝗸𝘂𝗯𝘆𝗸𝗸 | 44% | 32 |
| #14 | ✨HøñislaFF 💔 | GGDROP.COM | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zuzankaa♥ | 20 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Kirt | 19 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | POPE | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | majkkylive | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | ✨HøñislaFF 💔 | GGDROP.COM | 5 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POPE | 317 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | majkkylive | 163 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lady^ | 161 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kirt | 160 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zuzankaa♥ | 121 | 0.04 | 3 min |





