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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 337 | 28% |
| Smokes | 372 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 188 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 304 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $439,422 of utility $281 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mires | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Dachowiec | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | scurek | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | mishyx skins.army | 46% | 61 |
| #5 | maly_wezyk | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mishyx skins.army | 230 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | scurek | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dachowiec | 30 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Mires | 29 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #5 | maly_wezyk | 26 | 0.18 | 0 min |





