








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 805 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 698 | 21% |
| Smokes | 486 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1109 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,202,063 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twój Lokalny Bard | 53% | 64 |
| #2 | SodoHiro | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | Mires | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | Dachowiec | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | mishyx skins.army | 45% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SodoHiro | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | Mires | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | Dachowiec | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | mishyx skins.army | 45% | 131 |
| #6 | maly_wezyk | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mishyx skins.army | 25 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | maly_wezyk | 16 | 0.0250 |
| #3 | Mires | 13 | 0.0215 |
| #4 | Twój Lokalny Bard | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | SodoHiro | 4 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mishyx skins.army | 414 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Twój Lokalny Bard | 170 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | maly_wezyk | 135 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mires | 90 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | SodoHiro | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mires | +5.27 | 80 | 38 |
| #2 | Dachowiec | +1.37 | 30 | 38 |
| #3 | mishyx skins.army | +0.85 | 26 | 66 |
| #4 | Twój Lokalny Bard | +0.42 | 29 | 48 |
| #5 | scurek | +0.31 | 47 | 29 |





