








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2280 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3100 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3210 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3411 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,662,360 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arroya~ | 77% | 56 |
| #2 | Hermit | 69% | 84 |
| #3 | chief | 66% | 205 |
| #4 | Nice Rock | 66% | 105 |
| #5 | Why So Serious | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | APotato | +2.52 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | matsumoto | +2.33 | 68 | 54 |
| #3 | Aeigus | +2.10 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | chief | +1.88 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | Hermit | +1.69 | 68 | 78 |





