








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5864 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6409 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3248 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4840 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,834 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arroya~ | 70% | 79 |
| #2 | chief | 68% | 250 |
| #3 | Hermit | 67% | 94 |
| #4 | Nice Rock | 65% | 108 |
| #5 | matsumoto | 64% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | APotato | +2.75 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Aeigus | +2.26 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | chief | +1.98 | 70 | 54 |
| #4 | matsumoto | +1.87 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | Hermit | +1.32 | 71 | 77 |





