








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 382 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6231 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4058 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4461 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4945 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,045 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kubomi | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | KRO | 54% | 104 |
| #3 | nifty | 49% | 409 |
| #4 | Dybbis | 49% | 403 |
| #5 | martinsen | 48% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KRO | 54% | 104 |
| #3 | nifty | 49% | 409 |
| #4 | Dybbis | 49% | 403 |
| #5 | martinsen | 48% | 335 |
| #6 | Togmannen | 45% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nifty | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Togmannen | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | martinsen | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Dybbis | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | KRO | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dybbis | 1293 | 0.15 | 40 min |
| #2 | martinsen | 543 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | nifty | 533 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | Togmannen | 365 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | KRO | 297 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stutmunn | +0.26 | 52 | 76 |
| #2 | Kubomi | +0.17 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | nifty | +0.03 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | martinsen | -0.63 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | Dybbis | -0.69 | 50 | 75 |





