








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1289 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2070 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1725 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3036 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,297,427 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 721 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CARNAGE AK47 | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | hey hey heyyy | 51% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CARNAGE AK47 | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | hey hey heyyy | 51% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hey hey heyyy | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | CARNAGE AK47 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hey hey heyyy | 638 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | CARNAGE AK47 | 236 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hey hey heyyy | +0.82 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | FJElliott | +0.14 | 63 | 47 |
| #3 | CARNAGE AK47 | -0.38 | 72 | 65 |





