








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 446 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




141 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2179 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2920 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2200 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,019 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Toronto | 46% | 225 |
| #5 | Yuki | 46% | 185 |
| #6 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷M ATTI ︻芫===== | 42% | 38 |
| #7 | Boski_Zigolo | 36% | 61 |
| #8 | skrzat | 30% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PSZEMEK<3 | 32 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | skrzat | 28 | 0.0252 |
| #3 | Toronto | 20 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Yuki | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Whey | 11 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whey | +2.31 | 52 | 61 |
| #2 | PSZEMEK<3 | +1.43 | 56 | 62 |
| #3 | Sanix | +0.49 | 65 | 32 |
| #4 | skrzat | -0.44 | 41 | 36 |
| #5 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷M ATTI ︻芫===== | -0.56 | 34 | 49 |





